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Monday, November 28, 2016



The fifth book for what should be referred to as the "Smoke Jensen" series. I think at this point the whole idea of "mountain man" is sort of lost by the author. This Colorado rancher is more just a skilled fast-draw gunfighter with the ability to ride, shoot straight and speak the truth. I think I would have liked this series to be more like the first book but based on the state of affairs here it doesn't seem like that will happen. As the books continue on and on and on...Smoke has become the larger than life six-shooting hero (?) that literally kills everything printed on the page. He's unstoppable and his name is Smoke. C'mon peeps...the badassery bar is set pretty damn high.  

In "Journey of the Mountain Man" Smoke receives word that his cousin Fae, whom he has never met, is stuck in the middle of two range wars in Montana. One side is owned by a crooked rancher named Dooley Hanks (Tom's vile non-acting cousin), who borders on lunacy with his vile plans to own a huge chunk of Montana dirtpile. The other side is owned by a big land baron named McCorkle, who ends up to be a fairly nice guy who just wants to ranch like a good little rancher. Fae Jensen is stuck in the middle with portions of her land being infringed upon by Hanks' wranglers. She's on the verge of land rape and she's not gonna take anymore. 

The whole "journey" bit is lost. Smoke really just rides over to his cousin's house and starts whippin' ass. Smoke soon finds himself with allies in both Fae and his cousin Parnell along with McCorkle and his hands. The enemy is a cookie-cutter one and Hanks does the normal house burning, cattle-steering and hiring of goons to harass both McCorkle and the Jensens. Obviously Smoke handles the issues with both barrels blazing and another chapter is written in this series.

Dooley Hanks is just cut-and-paste from prior villains in this series and honestly I can't even tell them apart at this point. Potter, Stratton, Richards, Hanks, Yosemite Freakin''s just all the same. However, it was interesting to read more about Smoke's family in Fae and Parnell. The Parnell addition added much needed humor to the tale and hopefully the character will appear again in the series. Overall this one was violent, gritty and action packed in true Johnstone style. One of the better ones of the first five books even when you consider the utter nonsense of it all. 

Sunday, November 27, 2016


The fourth book in the "Last Mountain Man" series centers on that age old formula - wife gunned down by thugs. I mean this stuff happens to every paperback warrior at some point in their fictitious life. Little Sally Jensen has three holes in her to prove it...three MORE holes I should say. 

As mentioned in the last books Smoke's reputation as quick draw killer has caught up with him numerous times. Every gunfighter, gambler and adrenaline junkie is gunning for Smoke and wants the gold ticket to Hollywood that comes with a fresh Smoke corpse. A few unwanted guests show up at the Sugarloaf ranch for their shot at American Idol. Unfortunately Smoke is out selling some cattle and his wife Sally takes the big hit. She is shot three times but the doctors patch her up (they do that in the West with boiling water and rags). Smoke sends her back home to the east after learning she is pregnant with the couple's first child. She's with child yo! 

Smoke finds out that the killers are from a desert Babylon in the southwest. Using a bit of detective work Smoke goes into the barbaric town playing a fool - he dresses like an eccentric artist and takes a beating a few times from some of the town's bullies and outlaws. But dressing like a fool allows him to do a lot of surveillance work. He soon meets up with a US Marshall in the woods, on his sleeping bag, and the two devise a plan to take out the town and free hundreds of prisoners being held against their will. Did I mention prisoners? They are beating brutalized and crucified all over the damn place! Is this "Last Ranger" or "Last Mountain Man"?

This book has a ton of dynamite and takes a unique Smoke approach by allowing the hero to do some investigative work before using his big 'ole Colt. 44. There are some fist fights, a few gun fights and a lot of anticipation knowing Smoke will turn the tables and fight back eventually. You can't keep a good man down. The addition of a few allies helped flesh the book out a bit and we get a good look at Sally's wealthy family back home and some of her backstory. 

Overall this one sort of mirrors events that happened in prior books - Smoke arrives in town, scouts it, attacks everything and then leaves. Plus the amount of bar fights are somewhat predictable. Almost every Johnstone scene in a bar is just an excuse for a gunfight or brawl. Why can't a man just get snozzled in the suds without a buncha grief? I'm filing a complaint. "Revenge of the Mountain Man" is just another good western, take it or leave it. I can't seem to get enough of this stuff so saddle up and hit the book trail Daddy-O. 


The third book in William W. Johnstone's western series arrived in 1987 proving that the author was delivering a book a year for this series among all the other genre fiction he was writing at the same time. Either he was way behind on child support payments or had a serious insomnia issue. Nobody wrote this much, not even that Maine hack King. Amazing how much output came from this author in so little time. He was putting it out faster than Ginger Lynn back in the day. Nevertheless Smoke Jensen and his mountain man Preacher are back at work with "Trail of the Mountain Man". 

Smoke and Sally have settled down on their Sugarloaf ranch (Colorado) and are raising an adopted son named Ben or Billy (the stable boy from book two). A vein of gold is found in a little town called No Name and it sets off a furious chain of events for the Jensen family. Hundreds of gold rushers ride into town and start staking claims all over the area. With a gold rush comes a boom town and the ill-effects leads to gunfighters, brothels, gambling and reckless abandonment in search for the almighty dollar. Whorin', cheatin' and swearin' is what's happening and boys it's catchin'. With this much action threatening to consume the Jensen property into a boatload of sin...well it's only a matter of time before Colt .44 lead be a flying.

Smoke's land has a piece of the gold vein on it and even though he has staked the land and it's minerals to himself...there are still those bad old apples that have to break all the rules. Smoke fights for himself and some other homeowners who are too lazy to lift a gun once their rights are infringed upon. With a whole town of thievery and lawlessness Smoke is backed into a corner and fights his way out with the help of Preacher and some aging "last" mountain men. And boy are they just hankerin' for a fistful of fight. 

In many ways this is a more superior novel than it's predecessor and brings in some of the lovable parts of the mountain men. Their antics are pretty dang funny and when the bullets start flying they prove they are more than just fat fodder. This is laughable, enjoyable and action packed...I mean packed. It's quite simply just a good western tale and one that cements the early stages of this long running series. 


William W. Johnstone's sequel to "The Last Mountain Man" proves to be a little underwhelming considering the raw intensity and power of the first book. Once again the author brings fast-draw Smoke Jensen and Preacher into a wild west full of gunpowder and iron fists. This one came out in 1986 and marks an important turn of events for Smoke in the long running series. 

After his wife Nicole and baby Arthur were killed in the first book our hero lays low for a year or two and bides his time. Soon he straps on the Colt .44s, loads the Henry lever action and sets out for the town of Bury, Idaho where three outlaws, Potter, Stratton and Richards, are running the town off of blood money taken from Smoke's father and brother. He's coming and he's bringing hail with him...not the hot kinda Hell but hail, like a hail of bullets or hard ice. The hard stuff baby.  

Smoke's name and famed events from the first book are known throughout the country at this point so he changes his name to Buck  (Wild!) so he can get into town a little easier. Once there he settles into town life for a few days so he can understand the layout of the land and scope out a plan of attack to take the three outlaws down. He gains an assist from the old mountain men including Preacher and meets a young school teacher named Sally, who he will later spoon and then fork for babies. But this book is about revenge and that's what Johnstone delivers. 

After the first book's exciting turn of events, a rather epic presentation throughout, this one is fairly simple. Buck hits the town, bangs up the baddies, rides home and gets to the real bangin'. It's really that simple kids. However, true to Johnstone's style the book is filled with fast-draw showdowns on the streets of Bury and a climatic finish with a load of gunplay. Overall a decent early entry to a series that delivers way better than this one.


This is why I love this genre so much. "The Outrider" is the ultimate example of the post-apocalyptic hero formula done perfectly. Author Richard Harding excels in this action yarn that kicks off the "Outrider" series of books. The series is presented in five books and, according to some online reviews, never actually officially ended with a good send-off. Nevertheless, based on my experience with this first novel, we are going to get a thrilling five book run. This debut was released by Pinnacle in 1984.  

Harding presents the familiar premise of a nuked America. While he never really elaborates on how far into the future this is, one would assume around ten years after the big one hits. The country is separated into districts and rulers. From Ohio through Pennsylvania and Tennessee lie the Firelands, a ruined stretch that saw the coal fields ignite and burn. This is Hell. The Slaverstates consume Washington, DC and run northeast. The soutwest is simply known as the Hotstates (not as Hot as the Firelands though) and the pacific northwest is known as the Coldstates. Chicago remains a neutral area and an open city, thus our hero Bonner lives there like a damn slacker.  

Bonner gives us a brief rundown of what used to be the Outrider clan. After the bomb groups of Outriders traveled through the country and provided supplies, support and law to the survivors. They were trusted and generally accepted by the remaining Americans. Somewhere along the way the Outriders stopped and unruly districts popped up. The horror! At the beginning of the series Bonner gets attacked by a baddie, a henchman sent by Bonner's enemy Leather (not Chastain's sexy singer), the sadistic ruler of the Slaverstates. The two have history together as Outriders but Leather took a left turn into barbarism. I assume a shortage on outpatient mental health care? He is holding captive Bonner's lover Dara and Bonner wants her back. He's got a little honey on the side but she ain't no damn Dara. 

Bonner quickly kills off the hitman and heads to a garage where a super Dodge buggy awaits. It has a .50 caliber gun mounted on it's rollbar, a weapon that Bonner quickly uses to annihilate a small squadron of armed goons right outside of Chicago. Our hero teams up with two guys, Starling and Cooker (a crazed gasoline lunatic that provides some humor) and journeys into the madness to kill Leather in Washington DC. 

After some shootouts early on the trio of badasses hit New York first to bail out an old friend of Bonner's. This portion of the book reminds me of John Carpenter's "Escape from New York". There is a huge prison there that is surrounded and manned by some wild crazies. The two free the coveted Harvey from his cell and pick up two behemoth twins aptly titled the Mean Brothers (think Haggard from Final Fight times two). This group then heads into Washington DC where they meet up with The Sisters, a commando force of women decked out in fine fashion and combat boots. No joke! This is so dope.  

With this many heroes and firepower the ultimate destination is Leather's fortress. Bonner uses too much bravado and becomes a full-fledged member of the Morons of Pulp Fiction. He gets captured and forced to watch his lover Dara get raped and beaten to death. Let me get you a Shasta to go with that. Thankfully Bonner's crew blows up a nearby building so Leather orders the death blows on Dara instead of the ill-advised gang rape. She still dies. There went a potential backstory that could run for years of publishing checks. Bonner escapes, hacks off Leather's hands before our arch enemy escapes for the next book. A hired killer named Beck sets out to kill off Bonner but has a change of heart at the end. Cue the credits kids as Leather seeks out a wench that will hold his junk to pee. 

This one is absolutely loaded with action, over the top characters and a furious pace from start to finish. I loved the book and huge props to Harding for including three outrageously bad-ass firearms for our heroes to utilize - Ruger Super Redhawk .44, Steyr Aug .556 and the Winchester tactical 12 gauge. Among Bonner's useful skills comes a ton of knife work. He is able to throw combat knives with extreme accuracy and that combined with Starling's ability with the bow and Cooker's flamethrower...well Hell it's like a comic book team of destruction in one fell swoop. We don't need no mutants.

Highly recommended for fans of high octane action! I'm searching for the other four books...throw me a bone if you know where to get them. 


Another barrel-chested pulp fiction hero debuts with John Barnes "Time Raider" series. "Wartide" is the first of this series and was published in 1992 by Gold Eagle. Barnes is an American writer that has written a lot of science fiction tales in his career, notably the "Thousand Cultures" line of books. Whatever the frick that is. The "Time Raider" series was short lived with only three books instead of a long line of time traveling entries that could have made up for a lengthy writing endeavor if Barnes chose to pursue it. Maybe he won McDonalds Monopoly and eats Cheetos and Bon-Bons for a living now. Cha-Ching!

The book introduces us to a Vietnam War vet (of course) named Dan Samson. At the start of the book Samson is working with a buddy at a dojo for kids. We get a brief backstory on Samson - decorated veteran who is financially strapped selling cars for a dishonest dealer. To obtain some extra cabbage Samson agrees to a lab experiment that has something to do with cables attached to his head for some sort of hidden memory nonsense. Samson agrees to do it for a measly $200 bucks (donating sperm would have to pay more, right?). The lab tech gives specific instructions that Samson cannot move during the two hour procedure (red flag up the pole). During the experiment Barnes throws us a curve ball with some really jumbled writing that seems to suggest an AK-47 toting bad guy breaks into the facility and starts stacking up bodies. Samson moves and thus becomes TIME RAIDER.

Trapped in his own time Dr. Sam Becket leaps from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, hoping that his next leap will be the leap home....wait....that's "Quantum Leap" and this is something very similar. This is "Time Raider" and our time traveling hero awakens to find himself in Nazi occupied Italy during WWII. The author treats the whole thing casually as Samson just simply keeps on living in this world as if it's no big deal. I mean we all do this right, leaping around through time fighting wars from the history books. It turns out Samson is in the body of Private Houston, a pimping US Army hustler that has done some really bad things through the course of the war. Like he's a really bad guy. 

With very little concern or questions Samson kills off an Army rapist and then annihilates a squad of German goons. To prove he is a changed man he teams up with an Italian rebel to break into a German military base and kill off a few Jew-haters. The two then go back to camp and decide to break into another facility. They get caught, tortured and break out in true "Braddock Missing in Action" style. The whole purpose of Samson's trip through time is to defeat the Nazi regime's use of Sarin gas on North America. Or was it to make snow angels? Shit I can't remember. 

The book is really written without a whole lot of explanation or reasoning. Nevertheless Barnes gives us a whole lot of action including a much needed shootout in a wine cellar. Kudos to the author for delivering the goods with a fairly decent pace. Why Samson is a ping-pong ball in the time stream really isn't unveiled here. Instead a bunch of Asian prophecy crap is laid on us with the Winds of Time fortune cookie. At the end Samson learns that he can't return home and will be time traveling in lieu of collecting Medicare and playing church bingo. 

The next entry is advertised at the back of the book as the Mexican-American war. I'll be searching the book caves for the remaining two installments. 

Tuesday, November 22, 2016


William W. Johnstone was an incredible talent that dabbled in a ton of pulp fiction during his 65 years around the sun. From early endeavors in the horror realm to explosive action series' like "Out of the Ashes" his writing style simply never let up. He loved to write and his passion and enthusiasm poured out on each and every page. Johnstone passed away in 2004 but his legacy lives on, not only through the books he left us but also through his son J.A. Johnstone. J.A. has continued and completed books that his father started and initiated a lot of his own series' based on characters or ideas that may or may not have originated with his father. 

One of William's enduring legacies is the Jensen family. This lengthy and all-consuming mythology of Johnstone books (both William and J.A. contribute) began in 1984 with this first book, "The Last Mountain Man", published by Zebra books. The book introduces us to two characters that will remain a part of the Johnstone collaboration for over 30 years and still continues growing to this day - Preacher and Smoke. 

The book begins with young Smoke Jensen working on the family farm in Missouri. Conditions are abysmally bad at this point in the 1800s, just after the end of the Civil War. Smoke's mother has passed away from illness, his brother has been killed in the war and his father Emmett is just coming home from years of fighting the Union. After a quick reunion the two decide to just start over and leave the farm. Emmett wants the two of them to push westward into the mountains. Unfortunately neither of them really know about the wilds and dangers of pushing that far west in the 1800s.

The two try going into Idaho and quickly find they probably don't have the skills and preparation for living in the wild. Thankfully an old mountain man named Preacher finds them in the mountains and begins a close-knit relationship with young Smoke Jensen. They all find themselves in a tangle with Indians (at the time of this writing they weren't using the term Native Americans) and Smoke quickly reaches manhood by shooting some Indians with an old Navy Colt. Preacher is impressed with the man and senses that Smoke's father may have a different reason for heading west. Preacher promises to teach Smoke how to live off the land and fight for a living in the high mountains. 

After some skirmishes Emmett confesses to Preacher that there is another agenda for the push west. After the war Smoke's brother was killed by Union soldiers in an attempt to steal Confederate money. They had planned on taking the money and heading west and had killed the Jensen boy and shot Emmett in a firefight. Smoke's father was dying but wanted to ride on and kill the outlaws and get back some of the stolen money. Preacher promises to raise Smoke as Emmett rides off to fight the outlaws.

Preacher spends a winter teaching Smoke how to draw fast, fight with his feet and hands and how to survive in the forest hunting and trapping. The character Preacher is extremely funny and Johnstone portrays the character in a warmhearted way. In true pulp western style Emmett is killed and Smoke needs revenge. After Emmett is buried both Smoke and Preacher head into the towns of the west to hunt the outlaws. This culminates in a firefight in a place called Canon City with tons of Henrys and Colt .44s. After cleaning up the town Smoke is still left with a decision - pursue the remaining outlaws or just go and lay low for a while. He chooses to head back into Idaho and settle there with his newfound love Nicole. The two live on the ranch and give birth to a baby son named Arthur.

In a surprising and whirl-wind ending to the book both Nicole and Arthur are killed in an attack by the baddies while Smoke is out gathering supplies. Johnstone rushes the ending a bit but adds some gruesome carnage along the way. Smoke kills them all, buries his family and vows for revenge.

This closes a very busy and exciting first chapter in a series that will last for years. Preacher turns out to be a popular character throughout so Johnstone decided to tell his origin and how he came to be a mountain man in his own series aptly named "The First Mountain Man" or sometimes just "Preacher". 

Highly recommended for fans of westerns or just action in general. The hand to hand fighting and use of guns and techniques should please fans of most "rough and tumble" genres. 

Monday, November 21, 2016


The doomsday epic from Craig Sargent rolls on as Martin Stone continues his pursuit of that raving lunatic Major Patton...although he isn't really a Major and he doesn't even have a military record. But Hell, it's doomsday and anything goes. After Stone saved the world in book four, "The Rabid Brigadier", he sets out on a path to crush Patton and take the world title championship belt. 

This one picks up as Stone and his rag-tag clan of overnight heroes pursue the Major in Bradley tanks across the desert. Sargent does his best detailing the Bradley machines and their positioning and pursuit of the baddies. I think he's probably a bit off with the tank mechanics and technical prowess but who cares when he is providing this much explosive firepower. Right? Right. And what's the deal with this superpooch dog Stone has been carrying around through the wasteland? You are telling me this thing has lived through maniacal rapers and apocalyptic raiders? I call bullshit.

After a hot pursuit through the desert the gang gets obliterated, wreck the tanks and Stone ends up being captured by the Major. In true "Missing in Action 2" and "Rambo 2" style the Major and his savages go to work in the torture chapter. Stone gets annihilated by beatings and then staked out on a massive wooden X after being dipped in Honey Teddy Grahams....wait just some sort of sweet sticky substance that attracts massive ants. Do they have honey mustard in the apocalypse? Soon Stone is a Golden Corral buffet as the ants swarm onto him and start chewing up the baby fat like a rat on a cheeto....or a mutant ant on honey dipped man-candy. "Left to die in the wasteland" doesn't last long though. A hot-ass Cheyenne warrior named Meyra shows up for the triple-X action. Before Stone begins to bone...the Cheyenne warrior princess rubs "healing paste" all over our hero and makes him good as new. Goldbond powder? After a miracle healing and a good lay Stone joins the Cheyenne warriors on an all-out assault on the Major and his goons. Wham-Bang-Boom and this one is in the books...the book...the book series. 

Afterthoughts...yeah it was predictable and maybe even a little short on plot but the end result is another classic 80s action yarn in what has been a really good post-apocalypse series thus far. 

Bring on book six and the return of another vile villain with "The Warlord's Revenge"!